ELIZABETH WARREN:
... calling out the Democrats who voted to deregulate Wall Street.
... has the momentum, seemingly winning debate after debate.
... is absolutely right on justice reform.
... is going after the 0.1% hoards of wealth.
... "I don’t understand why anybody goes to all the trouble of running for president of the United States just to talk about what we really can’t do and shouldn’t fight for."
BERNIE SANDERS:
... brushing up on his foreign policy chops.
... made the mistake of going on s Fox News town hall... and still emerged triumphant.
PETE BUTTIGIEG:
... has a tin ear when it comes to the demands of Black Lives Matter.
... has gone from being young and friendly to being white and angry.
ANDREW YANG:
... vote for him because Trump's fat...? I guess?
BETO O'ROURKE:
... got an endorsement from a Congresswoman who thought Nancy "Big Donors Call the Shots" Pelosi was too far to the left. And also a few other blue dog Dems. Which is interesting, because as his recent call for banning and confiscating assault rifles shows, he's not nearly as much of a centrist as he makes out.
... is still not liberal enough for a lot of Texans who worked for him in 2018.
JOE BIDEN:
... falls well short on climate change policy.
... preaches the merits of compromise and bipartisanship, despite the blatantly obvious.
... seriously, the completely fucking obvious.
... so obvious there are people who think Biden is only playing dumb.
... has ex-Republicans like David Brooks rooting for him.
... keeps finding new ways to shoot himself in the foot.
... cries crocodile tears for how he treated Anita Hill when presiding over Clarence Thomas's Supreme Court hearings.
... is still the leading choice of black Democratic primary voters, despite having built his entire career on anti-black policies.
... has a pair of Billy Carters, his brother and his son, who have traded on Joe's political career (incompetently) their whole lives, and whose wheeling and dealing are just waiting to embarrass him in the general election.
And, finally:
BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON:
... need to just go away.
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